Thursday, 2 September 2010

You should really read letters twice


or at least completely understand what it says the first time round!!...

Re-read my surgeons letter today. I read that I had a grade II patella (Thats right! My patella brings all the boys to the yard. Damn right.. It's better than yours. I'd teach you but I'd have to charge. Kelis anyone??). Unfortunately the higher the number, the worse it is. I have a luxating patella, I.e. it falls out of place occasionally!!

Distressing. I'm taking snooker up at this rate. Until I fuck up my elbow.

** UPDATE **: Asking for things to do whilst I'm injured in yesterday's posting.. resulted in true Asian mother answer. GET A JOB! (Regardless of the fact that I ACTUALLY ALREADY have one...)

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